I don’t know where this is, or who took the photo, but someone’s got a great sense of humour!
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“When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber.”
“A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.”
“History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.”
“Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.”
“Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened.”
“Success is stumbling from failure to failure with no loss of enthusiasm.”
“Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen.”
“For myself I am an optimist – it does not seem to be much use to be anything else.”
“An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.”
“A lady came up to me one day and said ‘Sir! You are drunk’, to which I replied ‘I am drunk today madam, and tomorrow I shall be sober but you will still be ugly.”
I wonder what people will believe in a few hundred years? It’s unwise to believe everything you see and hear on the web, and even “reputed” sources such as newspapers have been duped more times than they’ll ever admit. With Photoshop and similar programs at the fingertips of every bored teenager and adult in the western world, we have to take what we see and hear with a healthy pinch of salt and a huge dose of discernment. Having said that, here are a few fun pseudo-retro ads … they remind me a bit of the old cartoon, “The Jetsons”.